Weird, Weirder, Weirdest...

Amazing... Shocking... why is the wet market in Bangsar closed down? Why oh why? One of my colleague said "Because Shahrizat lost"

And I go "Eh... how? You mean the new MP, Nurul, closed it down?"

And she said "No. Shahrizat was the one who granted the permit. And so, since she lost, she tarik balik all the permits lar!"

And I went "Duh... makes no sense. Shahrizat has no such powers leh... She's no longer in power mar..."

Anyway... absolutely absurd. Bangsar Wet Market closed down because of Shahrizat losing her seat... freaking weird!

This is weirder...

Former Port Klang State Assemblyman Datuk Zakaria Mat Deros, 61, died of a heart attack at his “Istana Zakaria” early today.
A doctor who was called in to his palatial home pronounced him dead at 2.30am.

Zakaria last year hogged the headlines for the building of the 2 1/2-storey palatial mansion, which boasts 16 bedrooms and 21 bathrooms, built on 43,000 sq feet of land in Kampung Idaman.

Selangor Barisan Nasional dropped the controversial politician from the line-up for the general election. He was replaced by his daughter-in-law Roselinda Abdul Jamil as the candidate for the seat, which she lost to Badrul Hisham Abdullah of PKR.

Ahem... ok. I shall not be unsympathetic. People... show love, ok? My condolences to Datuk Zakaria's family. May he rest in peace.

I have not heard of anything which might be the "weirdest"... stay tune and I will definitely report if there's any =D